Things I shouldn't have read at work

To everyone who is or wants to be a parent,

Read this in your cubicle at work. It's not profane. There's no violence or smut. It's just far too funny to be read in an open office area without sounding like a gibbering idiot whilst trying to stifle laughter. So go ahead and read it at work. I dare you.

Preparation for Parenthood

Thanks to FourPillars and Guinness416 for pointing it out.